Clown Statue

There once was a teenage girl, around 15, who needed some extra cash. So she got a job babysitting. Around 8:00 pm, she put the kid to bed and was watching TV. She heard the phone ring. She picked it up, and it was the kid's mother.

"We were just calling to check on our son. Is everything all right?" she said.
"Yeah. Everything's fine" said the girl. "But I forgot to cover up the clown statue in the back hall with my jacket, and it's starting to creep me out."

"Clown statue?" said the Mother. "We don't own a clown statue."

Suddenly, the girl heard footsteps in the back hall.