Haunted MP3

I love my MP3 Player. It has most of my favorite songs, from Weird Al's "Hardware Store" to Van Halen's "Jump". But I lost it about 8 weeks ago. I looked everywhere for it. I was sure it was in the house somewhere, but I didn't know where. About 5 days ago, my mom found it in my school backpack. I never thought to look in there. I was extremely happy. I immediately got a pair of headphones, went up to my room, and decided to listen to a few tunes. When I turned it on, the word Sansa appeared as normal but the word was black on a red background instead of white on a black background. It exploded like usual, but instead of turning into the Sansa icon (those four colorful hershey kiss-looking things), the pieces of the word Sansa formed a skull with bloodshot eyes. I dismissed it and immediately went to Weird Al's "Hardware Store", probably my favorite Weird Al song. But something wasn't right. The opening was mostly normal, with the sounds of power tools being activated. But there were also screams and gurgling sounds, almost as if some guy were being killed with the power tools.

The first verse was normal until it got to the point where he sang "I can't wait, no, I can't wait!" The second time he said the word "Wait", the audio started messing up, and I could've sworn I heard the words "I'll kill you Justin" (Yes my real name is Justin). What's REALLY weird is that it wasn't in any voice I've ever heard. It was some demonic, deep voice that sounded almost as if it echoed. It's hard to explain, but it sounded very metallic. The audio then started sounding very garbled and jibberish-like (if that's even a word). Then it let out a screech. And because I love "Hardware Store" so much, I had the volume up pretty loud. The screech almost made my ears bleed. I started to take my headphones off, but before I could, the song (if you could call it that) abruptly stopped. But before it did, the voice said one more thing: "You'll never be rid of me, Justin". I pulled out my headphones, took my MP3 outside, found a big rock, and used it to smash my MP3. I scooped up its remains, and threw them in the garbage. I have a new MP3 now, and it never threatens to kill me.